Sometimes I fangirl a little bit...

 

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

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new ‘The Sims’ lil wayne 2013 DLC just announced by electronic arts and Maxis 

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If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!

Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!

Bisexual Person: I like both!

Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.

Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.

Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.